Sometimes, the truth is so far out there it seems like pure Gonzo Journalism. The rest of the time, I say fight lies with lies and bury their bullshit with more of our own. Shit, it's only fair. Right? Sit back in your chair. Eat some reds and try to calm down. Smoke some grass, shoot some smack -- shit, do whatever you have to do, but let me drop some fact bombs on you.
