A revolution is coming...

Some people have referred to it as the "secret government" of the United States. It is not an elected body, it does not involve itself in public disclosures, and it even has a quasi-secret budget in the billions of dollars. This government organization has more power than the President of the United States or the Congress, it has the power to suspend laws, move entire populations, arrest and detain citizens without a warrant and hold them without trial, it can seize property, food supplies, transportation systems, and can suspend the Constitution.

FEMA was created in a series of Executive Orders. A Presidential Executive Order, whether Constitutional or not, becomes law simply by its publication in the Federal Registry.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 10990 allows the government to take over all modes of transportation and control of highways and seaports.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 10995 allows the government to seize and control the communication media.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 10997 allows the government to take over all electrical power, gas, petroleum, fuels and minerals.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 10998 allows the government to take over all food resources and farms.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 11000 allows the government to mobilize civilians into work brigades under government supervision.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 11001 allows the government to take over all health, education and welfare functions.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 11002 designates the Postmaster General to operate a national registration of all persons.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 11003 allows the government to take over all airports and aircraft, including commercial aircraft.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 11004 allows the Housing and Finance Authority to relocate communities, build new housing with public funds, designate areas to be abandoned, and establish new locations for populations.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 11005 allows the government to take over railroads, inland waterways and public storage facilities.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 11051 specifies the responsibility of the Office of Emergency Planning and gives authorization to put all Executive Orders into effect in times of increased international tensions and economic or financial crisis.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 11310 grants authority to the Department of Justice to enforce the plans set out in Executive Orders, to institute industrial support, to establish judicial and legislative liaison, to control all aliens, to operate penal and correctional institutions, and to advise and assist the President.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 11049 assigns emergency preparedness function to federal departments and agencies, consolidating 21 operative Executive Orders issued over a fifteen year period.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 11921 allows the Federal Emergency Preparedness Agency to develop plans to establish control over the mechanisms of production and distribution, of energy sources, wages, salaries, credit and the flow of money in U.S. financial institution in any undefined national emergency. It also provides that when a state of emergency is declared by the President, Congress cannot review the action for six months.

President Eisenhower tried to warn the American public about the letting the Military-Industrial complex gain too much power over our government in a speech he gave in 1961. No one listened. Today, we have corporations run by former presidents which are promoting, selling, and developing new nuclear weapons using your money. We have the CIA using corporate mercenaries operating in Iraq to help them avoid any form of accountability to the public. Worse yet, we have an updated version of Hitlers SS called Homeland Security Department claiming they are here to protect us.

Only in these past 5 years has it become plainly obvious that America is not the "land of the free, home of the brave", but rather the land of the lemming, home of the slave.

The only way the intended version of America will ever return is if we find a way to use "FORMAT C:\" on our government.

"A revolution is coming - a revolution which will be peaceful if we are wise enough; compassionate if we care enough; successful if we are fortunate enough - but a revolution which is coming whether we will it or not. We can affect its character, we cannot alter its inevitability." -John F. Kennedy

As it is now, you are no more than a modern version of the serfs or endentured servants.

Does anyone know what the hell is going on?

Sometimes, I read the news and I get so mad I don’t know where to begin. Then, I get depressed and think, “Fuck it! They’ve won. What can I do, after all?” But that’s not the proper attitude to have in a situation like this.

I need to get a grip; take charge of the situation; show them whose boss. So I decided to poke around in the right circles and ask the big questions. I twisted a few arms and bent a law or two and found a Philosopher who was sober enough to talk to me in a language I could translate to you, the common folk.

“Hey man, check out my D&D dice. No really, I have a serious question for you Mr. Philosopher Dude.”

Why is the world the way it is?

"The specific state of the universe or the world in which we live is partially a historical accident, since evolution is an indeterministic process, partially the result of a lawful process of self-organization, which leads predictably to higher levels of organization through the mechanism of metasystem transition." –Mr. P. Dude

Ok, you got that? That cleared it right up, didn’t it? Don’t forget to follow the link for metasystem transition and read up on that too.

So basically, we’re half “accident” and half “self-organized due to the metasystem transition”. We accidentally appeared and some abstract system of rules took over and pre-decided every thing that will ever happen.

I can live with that. That means nothing is my fault. I could rob a bank, and I would just say, “Hey buddy, back off. I didn’t do anything wrong, it was that damn metasystem transition again. It keeps fucking with me.”

If I believe this answer, then I can stop worrying and thinking about everything that is going wrong in the world. I can ignore the destruction of the earth by industry and man’s greed and blame it all on fate. Fuck it. Take the easy way out.

No matter how much enjoyment or profit one could make from bombing the shit out of a few hundred thousand people who live in a weaker, poorer nation already under siege, something just doesn’t feel right about getting away with it.

So I thought maybe religion had the answer. I mean, just because I don’t believe in their mumbo jumbo doesn’t mean they didn’t have some intelligent people writing their propaganda.

I put on my “Sunday Best” clip on tie stormed to the nearest day care. I figured, “where there’s worms, there’s bound to be fish”, and I caught one.

“Padre! Holy Man! You there! Glory Roader! Stop hiding in those bushes and come out here. I have a question I think you or your boss need to answer”, I politely stated.

Why is the world the way it is?

Man's choice resulted in the fall (sin).

Simply stated, sin is disobedience to God. He is the Creator and should be obeyed. Even more important, God is Himself the standard of what is right. Sin causes spiritual separation from God and physical death. Separation occurred because God is perfect and pure. His purity cannot dwell with sinfulness and His justice cannot allow it to go unpunished.

As a result of sin, the natural world was also cursed and began to die. The ground became less fertile and food became scarce. Man had to work harder to harvest much less. Mankind would also realize the effect that sin has on human relationships, leading to cruelty, murder, lust and causing disharmony within the family.

Mankind continues to sin, living in rebellion against God, the Creator. This is why the world is filled with suffering today. Man must take responsibility for destroying the perfection of God's creation.

Because of our sinfulness, man cannot know and experience God's love and fellowship, no matter how hard he may try to reach God on his own through good deeds, religious rituals or philosophies. "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God"(Romans 3:23).

Ultimately, God will restore paradise. Again there will be no death, no suffering, and no evil. Our experience in this world of hardship and travail will be but a brief moment in a wondrous eternity.

We will spend eternity exploring God's new creation. How great that will be! Imagine having an eternity to discover the infinite creations of an all-knowing, all-powerful God!

We will praise God while in heaven for His work as Creator
and Redeemer, "You are worthy, our Lord and God, to receive glory and honor and power, for You created all things, and by Your will they were created and have their being" (Revelation 4:11).

Ok. So now we have given a name to that abstract system of rules Mr. Philosopher Dude told us about. We call it God. These guys are in the people business though. Unlike Mr. P. Dude, who likes to drink his Tarfucks Coffee and smoke a joint in the solitude of his parents’ basement while typing out his deepest thoughts to his blog, Mr. Glory Roader has a business to run. There’s no other way to look at it. Organized Religion is a big business operating on a big business budget. He has to keep people smiling and happy so they will gladly donate their hard earned income to the cause. If he went into their place of worship and started telling everyone that we are just an “accident” and there is no meaning or reason to be here, we’d have idiots in command that would lie, steal, and murder to convince everyone they had to start that bombing of all those people.

But wait… we DO have that right now. That must mean we still don’t have the answer.

So again I ask, why is the world the way it is?

Well, I am going to keep hunting. I think I saw a Republican slither by. Maybe it has the answer. I’ll be back.

To infinity... and beyond! (deficit?... what?... who cares?)

On January 15, 2005, El Rey Mierda Bushismo announced a major recommitment to the U.S. space program. Bushismo calls for establishing a permanent human settlement on the moon and an eventual manned flight to Mars. An overall price tag for the program wasn't revealed at that time.

However, the good Dr. did his own legwork. Through bribes, tourture, and out right violnce, as is the American way these days, I was able to get some more information on "Green Cheese Alpha", the future moon base.

"NASA will be spending $12 billion over the next five years on the effort. About $1 billion of that will come from an increase in NASA's budget, while the other $11 billion would come from shifting funds from existing programs within NASA's current $86 billion budget." said some bloodied nerd in a lab coat I ran into outside a strip club near Titusville, FL.

This got me thinking. "Shit. This moon base must be important if His Greatness is willing to take another $1,000,000,000.00 away from programs like Education, Social Security, Vetrans Affairs, and Medicare all in the next five years... someone should check this out."

So I did.

After a couple of back to back Spring Break style trips to Daytona with a hand full of 40 year old virgins, who continuously insisted on telling women jokes... in binary... my tolerance and patience had run out. These nerds were tough. I thought they would have craked by now. Hell, after a couple hours of drinking White Russians and having the quantity of silicon they had shoved in their faces, I would have talked. But lets face it, I don't have the training these guys have. They have a clearance level know as "Super Secret Double Private Never Gonna Tell You" inside the HSD. James Bond ain't got shit on these guys.

It's time to shoot for the stars.

I decided it was time to go on a hunting trip in Washington D.C. Then I realized there were a couple of problems with that. First, as a free and proud American, I am not allowed to carry so much as a sharp pencil within city limits, let alone a firearm. God save you if someone catches you running with scissors. Second, the only animal dumb enough to still live there and fat enough to take home is a Politician. No decent sportsman would want one of those. They are too easy to track, too easy to trap, too easy to predict and incredibly boring after paying attention to them for no more than 10 minutes. Plus the taste, I hear, is horrible; imagine biting into a dirty old sock, filled with pig shit.

Not only are they moving ahead with this project, but they have already contacted the lunar real esate agency and picked out the piece of land they plan to steal. Also, I now have infomation on the planned use of "Green Cheese Alpha" moon base. This document was on Official Whore House letter head, stamped Top Secret, written in invisible ink, sealed in an envelope with wax. I couldn't keep it so, naturally, I have a copy I wrote down on a pad of paper. Don't ask me how I got my hands on this document. All I can tell you is that it involved 2 male prostitues, a handfull of fire crackers, two orange smoothies, a chicken, and a HUGE joint. Yes, Jeff Gannon still works there.

El Rey Mierda Bushismo listed three main objectives in building his moon base.

1. We must continue the search for Osama bin Laden and the Sadam's WMDs.
2. Guantanamo is getting too crowded.
3. I know something about global warming that you don't.


Wow. Does this mean he's leaving once its built?

Would it get done faster if you used all $86 billion?

Turd Blossom eats balls!

All hail Turd Blossom and his merry bunch of Brown Shirts!

According to Ambassador Joseph Wilson, and to Retired U.S. Navy Lt. Commander Al Martin, Karl Rove's grandfather was Karl Heinz Roverer, the Gauleiter of Oldenburg. Roverer was Reich-Statthalter---Nazi State Party Chairman---for his region. He was also a partner and senior engineer in the Roverer Sud-Deutche Ingenieurburo A. G. engineering firm, which built the Birkenau death camp, at which tens of thousands of Jews, Gypsies, dissidents and others were slaughtered en masse.

In the picture at the right, Karl Rove is show in full uniform at a special event for Whore House staff during the Republikan National Convention. A special menu was also served at this event at the request of Karl. Spotted Owl in hollandaise sauce, deep fried Manatee, spiced Lemur eyeballs, and raw fetus legs were some of the main courses. Schnapps is par for the course.

What else did you expect from the Turd Blossom?